Pick their poison
Choose the animal responsible for your perfectly awful present.
Anonymous gifting, tastefully untasteful
Say it with
something shit.
A beautifully wrapped box of genuine farmyard filth, delivered anonymously to their door. Petty? Perhaps. Memorable? Absolutely.
Build your gift
From £24.99Free UK delivery
01No sender detailsYour secret stays safe
02Wrapped with careBow, box and message included
03Delivered in the UKTracked, secure and discreet
A crap idea, brilliantly executed
Three steps.
One lasting impression.
Make it personal
Select the wrap and add a note—sweet, savage or suspiciously specific.
We send the shit
We safely seal, beautifully wrap and deliver it without naming you.
The dirty selection
Choose your
weapon.
All options are ethically collected from UK farm animals, hygienically sealed and packed with far more elegance than they deserve.
🐷
The classic
£24.99
Pig
Bold, unmistakable and straight to the point.
🐴
Best seller
£24.99
Horse
Generous, rustic and impossible to ignore.
🐮
Maximum impact
£24.99
Cow
A countryside classic with real presence.
Build your box
Ready to send
some shit?
Pick the details and see your gift come together. Your identity is never included in the parcel.
✓
Anonymous by defaultYour billing details stay private and are never shared with the recipient.
“A beautifully presented act of absolute pettiness.”
The serious bit
Questions people
actually ask.
Is it genuinely anonymous?+
Yes. Your name, email and billing information are never placed inside or printed on the parcel. We may retain order details where required for payment, fraud prevention and legal compliance.
Is the poo real?+
Yes—genuine animal manure, responsibly sourced and sealed inside protective packaging. It is not intended to be opened, handled or consumed.
How quickly will it arrive?+
Orders are normally prepared within 1–3 working days, followed by tracked UK delivery. Choose a preferred dispatch date during checkout.
Can I send it to anyone?+
Only send lawful, non-threatening novelty gifts to adult recipients in the UK. Do not use the service to harass, intimidate or target a vulnerable person.